The Security Line Showdown Airport Edition...

I love to race in through the airport lines, travel with me I will love to find anyone that comes close to competing with me in the game I would like to coin Security Line Showdown. Here are the rules

(Minimum two players)

1. Each contestant must bring:A laptop, Cell phone, Liquids any, and at least one carry on bag. (bonus attempt to make carry on bag be a golf bag)

2. Each contestant must wear: Dress laced dress shoes, Suit jacket, and belt (bonus belt be a cowboy belt at least 6 inches in diameter)

3. Each contestant may not use elite status, or children or any other influence that requires the involvement of an outside party. (bonus bring a baby with all the stuff that travels with them through with you)

Winner will is to be declared the first one to be standing at the end of the security line fully dressed and bags collected and closed holding a receipt time stamped from the Starbucks with in the departure waiting areas.

Disclaimer: I am not recommend nor have I actually ever played this game and doing so may increase your risk of being stopped as your look of urgency honestly caused by your competitive-ness may make you look suspicious and may lead to questioning and/or being held by security and missing your flight. (Tip: if you are traveling with a group make sure you check at least one bag so that your bag which is loaded to the plane already is not allowed to fly with out you thus possibly grounding the plane agian not sure if this will work so do not try this)